I have to get this out- Raunch Culture Rant

My current day job is at the most vile disgusting place I’ve ever worked at.  I’m working so hard at my business so I can get the hell out of there. I have decided their is only 1 person there I like at all as a person, everyone else gets on my nerves.  The “most popular kid at school,” aka “The Golden Boy” at work is a 25 (or 26?) misogynistic asshole who everyone else thinks is absolutely hilarious. He is moving in with his girlfriend and is making such a big ass deal about it. As a result he seems to be objectifying women in every conversation that he has. 

He makes it known that women are nothing but tits ass and a nice warm hole. It is absolutely revolting and disgusting. I’m practically shaking just writing this because it is nauseating. The harassment is not directed at me but at all women and it makes me even sicker than if it was just directed at me. He is not the only one in the office guilty of this behavior either, in fact it’s encouraged by the owner.  I work for the nastiest trashiest low-life piece of crap people I have ever met in my life.

I overheard the owner have another conversation with the future Golden Boy, a douche bag named Darrell who was doing the same fucking thing talking about how he likes his women and blah blah blah.  If it’s not enough that I have to have nasty mental images in my head, and dreading every word that comes out of his mouth. As a woman, I know that we are not objects ! We are living breathing creaturest that have feelings! We are not just holes, tits and asses! In fact, all my friends and I are smarter than all the douche bags that say these ignorant things.  It just sickens me so much I want to sue, I’ve been visiting Dr. X daily again because of this BS.

The thing that set me off with Douche Bag Jr. aka Darrell is he was talking about how he was sterile to the boss and he thought that all women should want kids or there was something wrong with them!  Oh how I wanted to go in there and smack him!  ATTENTION MEN: ALL WOMEN ARE NOT JUST HOLES FOR YOUR PLEASURE JUST TO GET YOUR TINY DICK WET SO WE CAN MAKE YOUR STUPID FUCK TROPHY TO CARRY ON YOUR PATHETIC LEGACY OF DOUCHEDOM!  GET YOURSELF A BLOWUP DOLL  BECAUSE A REAL WOMAN WOULDN’T WANT TO BE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU FOR 5 SECONDS LET ALONE EVER LOOK AT YOUR MICRO PENIS! 

They must all hate women because they have a micro penis. I swear if I wasn’t married to a wonderful exception to the rule, I would HATE men. I HATE most of them and I would be a lesbian if I didn’t find Adam.  I’d get over the whole ick factor because that would be better than even having to have the displeasure of ever even being on a date for even 5 minutes with the douchebags that are out there.  Normal Guy culture is just so raunchy and nasty. All the things I’ve heard make me want to puke. I think I’m going to get a tape recorder.

Too bad the female supervisor who quit didn’t have one when she was told that she was being demoted because the owner just couldn’t work with a woman manager!  Serious.  That really happened!  These douche bags need to go down….I think I’m getting a lawyer. I can’t take much more!